A story full of different kinds of vore and unbirth, and all kinds of genres. This is an interactive story. Each chapter tells part of the story and often ends with multiple choices. Make a choice and move to the next chapter in your story. When you reach a chapter that hasn't been written yet, don't be shy... make an addition!You feel a sigh of relief as the giant foot you are trapped under is removed, but your relief suddenly turns to intense fear when the dragon reaches for you and, with relative ease, plucks you from the ground. Knowing you won't be going anywhere anytime soon, you get a proper look at the dragon. 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You decide to get a better look at Ryuuia's pussy, so you carefully climb up to it, the warmth gets more intense as you get closer, you're blushing more, you heard her curse once more and feel a bit of movement, but continue to ignore it, soon, you're practically face to ...You find yourself shrunk in the world of pokemon, and they want you up their asses.1) Only soft vore, unbirth, anal vore and breast vore are allowed; any other kind of vore, like hard vore, hair vore or soul vore are not allowed. 2) Humans only. 3) No male pred, only females can vore, males will always be prey (females can be prey too). 4) No M/M action, only M/F and F/F 5) No herms/futas/dickgirls 6) No age regresion. Star Wars Female Vore interactive. by Evbro22. Rated: 18+ · Interactive · Erotica · # 2188111. Some of your favorite Star Wars females are hungry, in more ways than one. 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All other brand names & trademarks are owned by their respective companies. Generated in 0.21 seconds at 5:25pm on Apr 17, 2024 via server web1.With some tinkering in how you use stops, you can enhance your returns. The most challenging task in trading isn't stock selection, market timing, or finding good entry points. The... So, I decided to fill that space with the third Anal Vore story. The rules : 1. Try and keep the story around AV, but, like both FAV and ZAV, other vores are allowed and welcomed. 2. Anthros are perfectly acceptable. 3. Keep writing standards average-ish. I don't mind people missing some puncuation, but capital letters and full stops are needed! The horses anal muscles begin to pull you in deeper, its dark, and there is a very strong smell of manure which to your confusion is making you hornier than ever. Eventually you feel your face hit something solid and slightly soft. You have the following choices: 1. 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Some of your favorite Star Wars females are hungry, in more ways than one.The Grand One has granted Writing.Com, its affiliates and syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work within this interactive story. Poster accepts all responsibility, legal and otherwise, for the content uploaded, submitted to and posted on Writing.Com.INTERACTIVE STORIES. Interactive Stories are "choose your own ending" stories started by an Author and continued by any Writing.Com member that wishes to participate. At the end of each chapter of these Vore Stories, readers are given a few plot choices and must choose the direction of the story. When you come to the end of a storyline, it's ...Zoo Anal Vore. by Farmlover. Rated: XGC · Interactive · Animal · # 1345882. Having been locked inside a zoo, the animals show their true features: namely big butts. This choice: The lion's gut rumbles, it needs to relieve itself • Go Back...Reptile Anal Vore. by Farmlover. 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Generated in 0.32 seconds at 4:17pm on Apr 13, 2024 via server web1.Horse with a large ass. by: Drez. More by this author. The lone horse just stares at you for a moment. It seems that the horse is thinking what to do with you. The horse then makes a motion with its head. The horse is motioning you to its ass. Why would a horse do that, you wonder. You shrug and walk to its ass.While not quite as easy as writing a signature on a paper contract, Microsoft Word allows you to graphically sign above lines with its the built-in drawing tools. This can save you...anal vore you. You were sitting in the musky fabric of Jewel's dog bed as you see her licking her arse. At first, you thought she may have wanted to protect you or keep you, but then you could see why she was licking her arse. Jewels was now planning to put you in there. Jewels raised her ass in the air as she became to lower it onto you ...So, I decided to fill that space with the third Anal Vore story. The rules : 1. 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All other brand names & trademarks are owned by their respective companies. Generated in 0.21 seconds at 3:15am on Apr 24, 2024 via server web1.Pokemon Anal Vore. by Eragon_Man. Rated: XGC · Interactive · Fantasy · # 1890945. You find yourself shrunk in the world of pokemon, and they want you up their asses. This choice: You begin to get pulled deeper • Go Back...Pick an animal, human, or mix (like sexy catboys!), and help them decide how to vore you!! This is an interactive story. Each chapter tells part of the story and often ends with multiple choices. Make a choice and move to the next chapter in your story. When you reach a chapter that hasn't been written yet, don't be shy... make an addition!Archives Entrance Tags Browsing Tags Approval Drawing Writing Video Latest Updates Commission List. Forum Index Non-vore Forums Vore Discussion / Upload Forums …The Farm Anal Vore. by Snafu. Rated: GC · Interactive · Adult · # 1706018. Animals taking matters in their own hand. 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Barnyard: WG and Vore 186 story chapters ; Ash becomes a girl 807 story chapters ; Midna Vore/Unbirth/Anal vore 74 story chapters ; Loving Pokemon Shrink You 646 story chapters ; A Squishy Boy (rebooted) 159 story chapters ; You Visit The Farm/Ranch 148 story chaptersA humble Beginning. by: Eragon_Man. More by this author. Your day started off fairly normal, spending the day in collage classes. As you walked back home from the collage you see a beam of light, before you can react it strikes you in the head and you black out. When you come too to you get up and look around, you find that you are about 1 inch ...The first thing you notice is that its very hot. So hot, you need decide to take your clothes off so its cooler. Then you have a good look. You gasp. Your at the base of a huge tree. You look around, and see creepers, ferns and dense foilage. Your in a huge jungle! Suddenly, you hear a crashing sound. Turning around, something emerges from the ...There is some resistance, as the throat is always in swallowing motions even when not in use, but since she's not consciously swallowing, its easier to get up it now. You reach the top of the throat, noticing the uvula hanging at an angle form the throat (she is laying down) and your hit by a small exhale of breath. "Well, this is it.Her words leave you stunned and your silence makes her smile showing rows of sharp teeth. "Or if you wish you can be a fine meal for me". You gulp and stare at her and you know that its just two choices life or death. You look at her once more and she asks calmly. "Well human either you become my puppy or you become my lunch, what do you want ...by: Unknown. She then begins to sit back down and fall asleep on the soft sand. While you are stuck inside of her anus. Once your eyes adjusted to the darkness, you saw that you were in the rectal cavity. 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You back away slightly only to realize that to have any chances of escape would to be to jump off the ledge. You decide to sit down as the best decision, hoping that the charizard is more curios than malicious. "Grrooooor."A humble Beginning. by: Eragon_Man. More by this author. Your day started off fairly normal, spending the day in collage classes. As you walked back home from the collage you see a beam of light, before you can react it strikes you in the head and you black out. When you come too to you get up and look around, you find that you are about 1 inch ...The Anal Vore- The new sixth choice gives a whole new spin to this. Anal vore is rare on writing.com and with it being added, I think more writers will come out of the woodwork. Characters can be shrunk or full size; all that matters is that things center around the bum. Full insertion isn’t needed as long as someone gets a whole lot of ass ...The fragmented whites of your bones speckling her hot manure were the only thing left of your journey through this horse's stomach. She looks back at the giant mound she has just created and lets out a small whinny. She trots back towards the field, tail lifted high in the air. "That human was certainly delicious, and was such an easy digest!" by: nameless3. More by this author. You enter the Zebra habitat, Carrying the lone Zebra's feed over to it feeding area, spotting the zebra on the other side of it's habitat. The Zebra begins to approach you. You very nervous to be around an animal that hasn't been tamed. Absolutely Blasted. You feel a strong force at your feet. A sort of squishy rumbling bubble, gradually growing larger as the Absol's inners creak from the pressure. 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